Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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