they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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