Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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