I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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