It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
