STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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