so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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