Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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