STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
All I want is dick and wine.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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