I don't think brook has ever known best
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think people are normalizing furries
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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