she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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