I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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