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i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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