Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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