You work out of a Hotel?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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