The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The convent might be a nice break from real life
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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