2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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