Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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