No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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