Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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