Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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