I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just cropdusted the office
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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