he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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