we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His hands were made for my vagina.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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