this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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