I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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