why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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