We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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