I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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