Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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