Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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