I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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