I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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