Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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