dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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