A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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