i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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