my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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