hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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