omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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