Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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