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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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