real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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