remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
