I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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