let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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