I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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