wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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