why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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