woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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