I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Small penises have feelings too.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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