So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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